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After a pause Jon continues: “Then, I won at road rage a second time.” I’m at the market shopping for the family Friday night, shabbat dinner. I respond into my headset: “A second road rage story? I’m not certain I have space in my psyche...
It’s Friday morning. I am sitting in the customer center of my local Honda dealership. There’s been a recall on our 2003 minivan’s passenger side airbag. I’m waiting. I’m not going anywhere. Literally. I don’t have it in me to fight for the promised loaner car. My...
I arrived at the 97212 Post Office and there was no line. None. Zero. It was just me and two employees in the large, florescent-lit room. I stood where the line would have ended had there been a line. When Joanna called me up I responded, “Nope. I’m going to wait....