
Mark was wrong
Mark is smart. He’s one of my smarter friends. He is able to contort his words so as to not split an infinitive, as I

Except if you are Jenn F.
I’m here to help. As far as I can figure out, that’s why I’m here. To help. A saying attributed to John Wesley: Do all

Misplaced Righteous Indignation
I’m fuming. FUMING. F-U-M-I-N-G! I’ve just removed my key from the front door and crossed over the threshold. The setting is my first floor apartment

Refractory Anxiety
I am supposed to arrive at the wedding rehearsal at 4 p.m. I planned on arriving 15–20 minutes early. Because I don’t like being late.

No words. No words.
To offset our discomfort about our upcoming visit to the Terezín (in German: Theresienstadt) concentration camp/ghetto, Emmett and I fall into making dark jokes. Gallows

Has anyone seen my keys?!
Jane and the kids misplace keys. Not me. I don’t. I always return my key to the keyrack. That’s where they go. When the key