Mad Libs to Fewer Annoyances

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Mad Libs to Fewer Annoyances

 

To play you’ll need:

  • a person’s name
  • an annoying thing that person does
  • an idiom like “bang your head against a wall.”

_____ (person’s name) _____ is / has been / will be (pick one or more) annoying until I stop being annoyed by their _____ (annoying thing that person does) _____ .

I also can choose to _____ (idiom like “bang your head against a wall”) _____ and continue to be annoyed.

 
 

“I love you” x 3

For reasons a team of psychoanalysts might have been able to crack, my dad couldn’t get the three-word phrase “I love you” to come out of his mouth. I knew he loved us. It’s just he couldn’t say it. I rationalized that I didn’t need to hear those three words, but it hurt anyway. This is the story about how

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Truth Matters

I am standing in Kenya, with my left foot in the Northern Hemisphere and my right foot in the Southern. A line on the ground indicates the equator. Young men—asking for nothing, but hoping for tips—entertain and educate tourists, like me, about the Coriolis effect. They pour water into bowls with small holes at the bottom and let the water

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Stuff Gets To Me

✧✧✧ As I pack up to leave after my workout, someone asks me, “Hey, Rabbi, how are things going?” I’m not one for small talk. Especially after being called by my title. “Well,” I reply. “I’m sad.” “Why?” “I’m thinking about the girls who went to school in the morning in Minab, Iran—over a hundred of them—killed by a bomb.”

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77% Weekly Newsletter
77% Weekly Newsletter